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  • What if I had never met my husband? If the theory of multiple universes is true, there must be millions of versions of myself out there that never met him. That would be awful! IT IS SO SAD

  • That one day someone might frame me for a crime, and then I'll get sent to prison, and the prison people won't believe that I really have food allergies and so I can't eat the food there, and I gradually starve to death

  • That I might get a religious vision that reveals Islam to be the one true faith, and then I can't eat bacon anymore

  • That my children might grow up and like anime

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Date: 2016-01-26 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sexmahoney.livejournal.com
There are also universes where you know your husband in infinite pairings on a spectrum from intimate partner to ambivalent acquaintance and mortal enemy. Let your faith take you where it may. In this universe, there are many bacons.

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Date: 2016-01-26 06:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anastasis.livejournal.com
That's just beautiful. <3

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Date: 2016-01-26 07:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mercyorbemoaned.livejournal.com
that vision would be false

but pigs are so smart I don't like eating them

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Date: 2016-01-26 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anastasis.livejournal.com
Bacon is really good though! I mean not just in the hyperbolic internet sense! It's the best! It's pretty much the only meat I could stand when I was with child.

Maybe science can create a dumber pig

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Date: 2016-01-26 07:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinymammoth.livejournal.com
I have the second fear.

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Date: 2016-01-26 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anastasis.livejournal.com
So it's not just me!

If you are framed I will send you food that doesn't have files baked into it

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Date: 2016-01-26 11:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinymammoth.livejournal.com
Actually this started because I read so many memoirs of political prisoners, so my fear actually is that I'm put in a position where I'm morally required to go to prison like a brave dissident, except because I have so many health issues I would probably die. From food allergies or something else.



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Date: 2016-01-28 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anastasis.livejournal.com
It got worse when I read about Weev being in prison and them not accommodating his Celiac disease.

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Date: 2016-01-28 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinymammoth.livejournal.com
ME TOO

I was going to mention weev actually but I decided not to.

You are my phobia twin. Although I don't think about this all the time, it's just part of the general bundle of fears I have around illness.

I also get nervous in the city in places with high population density and tall buildings. My father also has this, and I never met anyone else who has this. Do you?

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Date: 2016-01-27 12:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ndnickerson.livejournal.com
I don't know, the anime one seems legit. ;)

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Date: 2016-01-28 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anastasis.livejournal.com
It keeps me up at night!

Bacon

Date: 2016-01-27 04:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marlowe1.livejournal.com
It's not that special. Smoked Turkey, Turkey bacon, beef fry and olives have the same basic taste.

Re: Bacon

Date: 2016-01-28 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anastasis.livejournal.com
Turkey bacon is okay. I guess.

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Date: 2016-01-29 03:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vonjunzt.livejournal.com
Have you ever stopped to consider the fact that in an infinite number of universes you in fact married Donald Trump? And in an equal number of universes you married Bernie Sanders?

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Date: 2016-01-30 08:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anastasis.livejournal.com
And in some, they're married to each other!

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