sephira: (Supernatural: 80's pr0n stars)
I think the following video aptly expresses my thoughts on the subject.


sephira: (BALD EAGLE FUCK YEAH)
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sephira: (Edward)
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I had a mother who didn't believe cooking was one of the more important things in life. She was fond of raw food could be stuck in the microwave. She also didn't think microwaves were one of the more important things in life, so the microwave oven we had was already decrepit by the time I was old enough to remember it. I think it might have actually been one of the prototype microwaves they used in the lab while they were inventing them, and she just found it by the side of the road and brought it home. Microwaves of that age could only brown one part of the food to a grotesque keloid-like rubber while leaving other chunks cold and wet. My most memorable childhood food experience was when I was served a plate of rice-like stuff which I insisted I couldn't eat because it had bugs in it. The adults present told me I was being silly. On cue, a tiny worm crawled out of the side of the food and hurried off the plate. I burst into tears. I don't remember what happened to the worm but I hope he made it to freedom.
sephira: (BALD EAGLE FUCK YEAH)
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Usually we just sit around waiting for the Americans to figure out a way to bring down the mothership. HURRY UP, GUYS.
sephira: (Supernatural: 80's pr0n stars)
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Since I'm not a Real Christian and won't be getting raptured, I'm spending the day in preparation for being Left Behind and having to shoot Satan's minions in the face.

I mean granted, I was going to be doing that anyway, but this is a good excuse.
sephira: (Supernatural: 80's pr0n stars)
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Flesh-colored, because then all the other crayons could exclude me for being racist.
sephira: (Supernatural: 80's pr0n stars)
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Flesh-colored, because then all the other crayons could exclude me for being racist.
sephira: (Supernatural: Impala)
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"Agent Mulder from The X Files? You're real?!"
sephira: (Supernatural: Impala)
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"Agent Mulder from The X Files? You're real?!"
sephira: (Supernatural: Impala)
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Independence Day, obviously. You know, to make sure they don't get too uppity.
sephira: (Supernatural: Impala)
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Independence Day, obviously. You know, to make sure they don't get too uppity.
sephira: (Default)
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I'd cast a spell to magically erase all my offensive WB questions.
sephira: (Default)
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I'd cast a spell to magically erase all my offensive WB questions.
sephira: (Supernatural: 80's pr0n stars)
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Your girlfriend.
sephira: (Supernatural: 80's pr0n stars)
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Your girlfriend.
sephira: (BALD EAGLE FUCK YEAH)
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GHOST

GHOST FACERS

WE FACE THE GHOSTS WHEN THE OTHERS WILL NOT




...ALSO SPEAKING OF COUNTRIES THAT AREN'T RUSSIA CHECK OUT MY NEW ICON

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING EAGLE

IT'S GOING TO PICK UP THAT HUGE GODDAM ROCK AND IT TURNED THE SKY INTO A HUGE AMERICAN FLAG OMG
sephira: (BALD EAGLE FUCK YEAH)
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GHOST

GHOST FACERS

WE FACE THE GHOSTS WHEN THE OTHERS WILL NOT




...ALSO SPEAKING OF COUNTRIES THAT AREN'T RUSSIA CHECK OUT MY NEW ICON

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING EAGLE

IT'S GOING TO PICK UP THAT HUGE GODDAM ROCK AND IT TURNED THE SKY INTO A HUGE AMERICAN FLAG OMG
sephira: (Edward)
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It depends. Are there unicorns? Yes if there are unicorns.
sephira: (Edward)
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It depends. Are there unicorns? Yes if there are unicorns.
sephira: (Supernatural: Sam Pistol)
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No, I was killed instantly.

June 2016

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