Cracked offered me a weekly columnist position!

[sephira]

Awww yeah guys

I have to think of a column name. Anyone got any suggestions??

Comments

[ndnickerson.livejournal.com]

Congratulations! That's awesome news! I wish I could think of something smart and witty to suggest. Maybe something will come to me.

[mercyorbemoaned.livejournal.com]

CONGRATULATIONS

[crazybreedaisy.livejournal.com]

Unicorn Farts

[crazybreedaisy.livejournal.com]

wait, thats my future bands name. um, let me think some more.

[viggorlijah.livejournal.com]

God! Girls! Guns! Pie! is pretty awesome already. Hysterical Commentary on the Coming Apocalypse of March 2013 June 2014?

[anastasis.livejournal.com]

that is my favorite suggestion so far but I am worried it's a bit too meta.

Also I want something involving unicorns

[gunslnger.livejournal.com]

Unicorn Nation

[adam-0oo.livejournal.com]

Unicorny
Unicourntry
Unicorn Union
League of Gentlemen Unicorns
Unikorn.


These are all pretty abysmal. Congrats anyway!

[aelf.livejournal.com]

Congratulations!

[nate winchester (from livejournal.com)]

Sent you suggestions on twitter.

Oh and...

"I survived the land of death!"

[lady-kathana.livejournal.com]

Wow. They really do sync up with Apache.

[anastasis.livejournal.com]

NOBODY BELIEVES ME

[uke.livejournal.com]

Congrats!

"List of my Cracked articles" is excellent. Another in that direction: "Five of these Posts Are Actually Clever"

"Ransom Tips for Newbies"

"Help I'm Trapped In A... Oh, Never Mind"

"Song Lyrics I Liked"

"Plants Need Water"

"Plants Need Water And Other Tips"

Ok, I'm done being exceedingly clever for now.

[pedx.livejournal.com]

Congrats! I am shit at witty names! I am very fond of cracked. It's like a security blanket, and I have a crush on Michael Swaim.

[anastasis.livejournal.com]

Aww. I'm glad you like it! I did meet Swaim once or twice, he's a sweety, so good choice in internet crushes :)

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

No suggestions, just accolades! You're one of my favorite contributors to Cracked!

[anastasis.livejournal.com]

Awww, thank you!